It doesn’t matter how much grease-paint and comedy-custard Bonzo Bluh hoses into the eyes of the audience, we know that the wheels and doors will fall off his car eventually.

“Bluh’s latest lecture is definitely wackier than usual. It doesn’t just border on the delusional, it has torn the door off the customs shed and stamped the officials inside to death before making off across a mental landscape which is, thankfully, quite unfamiliar to most of us”

It looks like the ‘Lecture form the leader’ is set to become an annual event so we might be looking at a ‘collectible’. Then again, probably not.

“I prefer Radio 4′s annual Reith Lectures to Rod Bluh’s monthly mini-lectures…..but I’ll cheerfully listen to both and criticise the shit out of just one.”