"Geoff is 45 years old, but a freak accident with a pickled gherkin left him with the mind of an American. It's very sad" - John Sainsbury
“Rest assured that a nasty smell is already pouring off this story and this Freedom of information request should give some broad hints as to the direction of travel”
“freedom of information request relates to the directorship held by Mr HITESH KUMAR PATEL of Company Number:6990831 – DM56 Limited, (now known as ‘Digital City (UK) Ltd’), between the 15th of September 2009 and the 12th of March 2010”
“Something is still rotten in the Borough of Swindon and, (as most honest people know), you can’t bury a bad smell and gangrene doesn’t go away if left untreated”
“If I could write even half as well as Banksy paints….I would feel truly gifted”
“Similarly impressive is the news that the number of user paying £5.99 a month for the not-time-limited service has increased by 100% in the same period”
“Call me cynical but I know of an entire squadron of Digital Piggies that is fully fuelled and ready to fly”
“Today finds me taking a quick peek at which Swindon Councillors have seats at the Wiltshire Fire Service Authority trough.”
“He increasingly reminds me of the Austrian born Marie Antoinette who initially charmed the French peasants but was eventually despised by them”
“The Link magazine stated that the Audit Commission had ‘ratified’ the WiFi decisions taken by the Borough Council – It hadn’t ‘ratified’ anything, it merely stated that it had found no evidence of an illegal act”
“In just 4 months Bluh’s crowd have come from denying there was a hole in their budget to now claiming that they must ‘save’ £11m in this financial year and expects to have to save a further £15m a year in future”
“The reservoir of quango cash is visibly drying up and some of the Hogs don’t like it”
