Archive for the ‘Walking & Walkies’ Category

#Swindon WiFi Recovery Is 100% Miraculous

“Similarly impressive is the news that the number of user paying £5.99 a month for the not-time-limited service has increased by 100% in the same period”

Where’s Our WiFi: 3 Days Until Digital City Tells Us….

“Call me cynical but I know of an entire squadron of Digital Piggies that is fully fuelled and ready to fly”

A Trough Less Ordinary – The Wiltshire Fire Service Authority

“Today finds me taking a quick peek at which Swindon Councillors have seats at the Wiltshire Fire Service Authority trough.”

Don’t Mention Cake….

“He increasingly reminds me of the Austrian born Marie Antoinette who initially charmed the French peasants but was eventually despised by them”

Where’s Our WiFi – August 2010 Update

“The Link magazine stated that the Audit Commission had ‘ratified’ the WiFi decisions taken by the Borough Council – It hadn’t ‘ratified’ anything, it merely stated that it had found no evidence of an illegal act”

Swindon Council Leader Dreams On As Redundancy Estimates Soar From 1,000 to 2,000 In Just 4 Days….

“In just 4 months Bluh’s crowd have come from denying there was a hole in their budget to now claiming that they must ‘save’ £11m in this financial year and expects to have to save a further £15m a year in future”

Reservoir Hogs Squeal As Home Secretary Overturns Police Authority Trough

“The reservoir of quango cash is visibly drying up and some of the Hogs don’t like it”

Swindon’s ‘Jackanory Tory’ claims: “I am saving the borough from disaster”

“Bluh’s latest lecture is definitely wackier than usual. It doesn’t just border on the delusional, it has torn the door off the customs shed and stamped the officials inside to death before making off across a mental landscape which is, thankfully, quite unfamiliar to most of us”

#Swindon Borough Councillors Expenses 2009-2010 An invaluable tool in the democrats toolbox.

Daily Mail Claims of Snooping are ‘Rubbish’ says Swindon Council

“The problem is…..Bluh and Co have a track record of being secretive, uncommunicative and obstructive when asked the simplest of questions”

Bluh Blags Camerons ‘Big Society’ and re-launches as ‘One Swindon’ Vision

“If I were a local councillor I would take my lead from the community which elected me, representing them first, and not the political aspirations of an autocratic council leader responsible for delivering a broken budget”

Swindon WiFi: Councillors Washing Their Hands Of Drowning Joint Venture ?

“….the only clear WiFi fact that did pop up during last nights meeting was the expected and humiliating public admission that…..”